I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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