So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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