Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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