I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I DEMAND FORESKIN
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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