Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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