i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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