Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(773): View more from Illinois

I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow

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YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby

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(650): View more from California

Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite

(650): View more from California

Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.

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Well... I doubt that.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.

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(440): View more from Ohio

dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?

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(515): View more from Iowa

What did I eat last night that was bloody?

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(620): View more from Kansas

I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful

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