Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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