What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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