Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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