i jhust puked up my retainher.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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