I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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