He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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