super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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