She said her name was "party"
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
dude. I can hear the air.
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