I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
