We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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