You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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