weddingsv make me drug and hornr
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
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