Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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