$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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