ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
