At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
no you cant smoke seaweed
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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