And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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