it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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