What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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