My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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