how can u be prego again
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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