if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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