Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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