So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Randomize
