i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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