You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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