idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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