OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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