He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize