Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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