are you still at the devil's house?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
birth control should be required to get into college
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We are all done wearing pants today
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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