Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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