Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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