Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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