I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
She is in my trunk
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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