You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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