Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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