Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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