question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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