we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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