theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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