Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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