just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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