Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
