then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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